I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.Ħ3. I’m a high tide and I’m looking to smash.ĥ9. But I would stay up all night for you.ĥ8. Would you help an endangered species? Because my woodcock needs help.ĥ6. I know a place that serves the best donair: My pants.ĥ5. You remind me of a ski hill, because now I really want to hit those slopesĥ4. I’ve got a house in Shaughnessy Heights.ĥ3. Hey, Are you a beaver? I know where some wood is.ĥ2. You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.ĥ1. Are you into hockey? That’s great because I’d like to score.ĥ0. I’ll make you see the northern lights.Ĥ9. I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.Ĥ7. How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?Ĥ4. I’m really big into architecture want to see my CN tower?Ĥ3. We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.Ĥ1. Girl, you’re such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).Ĥ0. Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.ģ8. A fiddle isn’t the only thing my fingers know their way around.ģ7. CANADIAN GOAL….wanna bang to celebrate?ģ4. Did you know I’m a goalie? Yeah, I always wear protection.ģ3. Bulls aren’t the only thing I know how to ride.ģ1. Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.ģ0. You couldn’t cut the sexual tension in here with a Yellowknife.Ģ9. You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.Ģ8. I’m gonna make you say “Yes b’y” all night.Ģ7. Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? ‘Cause, we should hook up sometime.Ģ6. I’ve seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.Ģ5. It’s getting warmer and the snow is melting. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.Ģ3. I wish I was Tim Horton’s coffee…So I could get close to your lips.Ģ1. I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.ġ9. Churchill isn’t the only place where you can pet a polar bear.ġ8. Let me take you on a ride in my John Deere.ġ7. Hello, Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.ġ6. Are you a Bluenoser? ‘Cause you’re a dime.ġ5. You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.ġ2. Until I saw you, I didn’t believe I’d ever see an arctic fox.ġ1. Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.ġ0. Help me score one more time for team Canada.ĩ. Hey, Are you a joint? ‘Cause I’d hit that.ħ. You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.Ħ. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.ĥ. Oh I didn’t mean to pull you in so close. I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.Ĥ. If you are in a hurry I’m good at the give and go.ģ. Fall hardly happens here, but You’ll be falling into my bed.Ģ. These lines are funny, witty or even romantic that will make you stand out and impress any hot Canadian guy or girl you meet. But no worries, now here we’ve compiled the list of the best and most cheesy pickup lines in Canada that will help you make a great first impression on them. Please help me entertain myself before I fall asleep at this bar.Canada is known for its friendly people and vibrant culture, so what better way to make a good impression than by using these Canadian-themed pickup lines? We know flirting with someone is a hard job, especially if you meet them first. And you are clearly not the kind of girl who would stoop for fries without ketchup. I came over here and ordered French fries because I was thinking, if I order food, she’ll definitely start talking to me. I would complain, but it’s still a jam… I had great taste for a 12 year old.” “I haven’t heard this song since 7th grade.“I just wonder how early we’d have to get here to be at the front of the line… maybe if I brought a tent and camped out overnight.”.The man bun really is making a comeback, isn’t it?” Avoid sarcasm and corny, overused lines and go with something unique, related to the place you’re at or something you’re both doing. Studies have shown that the pickup lines with the best success rates are funny ones! Making the other person laugh is a great way to create an instant bond between you, and get them feeling positive and excited. Go for a humorous pickup line that’s related to the setting and situation.
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